I am not so behind that this is the first time I have been on my computer or looking at all of my new BFF's blogs!
I idd not do 3000 loads of laundry today and just get them put away.
We did not put my baby boy into a big boy bed yesterday. There is no way that I let the crib walk out of this house. I am not finished having babies and I am not at all emotional about how quickly they are all growing up.
My first grader did NOT jump in the car today after school and say, "Good news Mommy - turns out we are not broken up"
My four year old is not having anger management problems.
I did not finish making birthday party invites for a child of mine's 7 year birthday - no way I have been a Mom that long!
I am not addicted to my new lip gloss that Stephanie (see secret swap post - I will link her up later) gave me.
I am not sitting here typing while the BD is in our nice cozy bed with clean sheets waiting for me.
No way - that would be silly - not me!