Well I guess I will go ahead and get my proudest parenting moment from this week off of my chest.
Me: Yes Dear
5th Grader: You will not believe what you did in my lunch!
Me: Um what?
5th Grader: You left the plastic on my cheese in my sandwich.
Me: How did you find that out?
5th Grader: I bit into it.
This same 5th grader fell down REALLY hard off of a stool while sitting at the kitchen counter and smacked her neck on the counter top. She and I were both on the floor looking at it and she was crying and so on and so forth.
Me: (To 2nd grader and Kindergartner) Guys - go get an ice pack please
2nd Grader and Kindergartner: (scrambling) I am ON it!!!!!!!
Then minutes later
Kindergartner: So um Mom - could you turn on the television for me - you know - when this crisis is over?