I went to brush my teeth.........
brush brush brush
GAG!!!!!!!!!
I could not figure it out. Why would my toothbrush taste like soap? Was I having some kind of freak medical reaction? Would I wind up telling some House - Like doctor that - right before the attack came - I tasted soap?
As I was mulling these things over and rinsing my mouth out, toothbrush out, mouth out, toothbrush out........
I looked down -
and there
on my sink
was a bar of soap
with tiny tiny brush marks as if someone had furiously rubbed a small toothbrush like object back and forth, back and forth, back and forth as fast as they could...........
hmmmmmmmm
**********Follow up - three suspects have been detained for questioning. All are currently denying culpability. ********************
6 comments:
at first I thought she's preggo... nothing like brushing your teeth and gagging.. but then I kept reading and got to the soap. YUCK!
from sits,
Brandy
I thought you were going to say you were pregnant too! Brushing my teeth was especially difficult when I was expecting. SO SORRY your toothbrush bristles had a fight with the soap. Hop eyou figure out who did ut!
Funny! Sorry it happened I am sure no one has fessed up yet. Good Luck finding out who did it.
Haha!! Totally gross, though. Have you been washing someone's mouth out with soap? Payback? ;)
Wow! It's almost like a real live CSI episode (minus a body). Did they crack during questioning?
My daughter had this thing about putting the liquid hand soap on one of her brothers toothbrush, I kinda thought it was funny until she did it to mine!!
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