Thursday, June 25, 2009

So the other day......

I went to brush my teeth.........


brush brush brush

GAG!!!!!!!!!

I could not figure it out. Why would my toothbrush taste like soap? Was I having some kind of freak medical reaction? Would I wind up telling some House - Like doctor that -  right before the attack came - I tasted soap? 



As I was mulling these things over and rinsing my mouth out, toothbrush out, mouth out, toothbrush out........


I looked down - 

and there


on my sink 

was a bar of soap

with tiny tiny brush marks as if someone had furiously rubbed a small toothbrush like object back and forth, back and forth, back and forth as fast as they could...........


hmmmmmmmm 



**********Follow up - three suspects have been detained for questioning. All are currently denying culpability. ******************** 

6 comments:

The Royal Family said...

at first I thought she's preggo... nothing like brushing your teeth and gagging.. but then I kept reading and got to the soap. YUCK!

from sits,
Brandy

Sturgmom said...

I thought you were going to say you were pregnant too! Brushing my teeth was especially difficult when I was expecting. SO SORRY your toothbrush bristles had a fight with the soap. Hop eyou figure out who did ut!

Liz said...

Funny! Sorry it happened I am sure no one has fessed up yet. Good Luck finding out who did it.

~Billie~ said...

Haha!! Totally gross, though. Have you been washing someone's mouth out with soap? Payback? ;)

FranticMommy said...

Wow! It's almost like a real live CSI episode (minus a body). Did they crack during questioning?

Jane In The Jungle said...

My daughter had this thing about putting the liquid hand soap on one of her brothers toothbrush, I kinda thought it was funny until she did it to mine!!