Monday, May 18, 2009

Not Me Monday!

We did NOT have an awesome weekend and we NEVER missed a bedtime! 

We did NOT go play cards at a friends house and there is no WAY that I would have let the kids stay up until 10:00 watching Scooby Doo on their couch while we played on.

I did NOT go to 3 spin classes, a spinyasa class, a fitness yoga class, and a master swim class last week. 

I am NOT really really sore. 

We NEVER missed any baths around here this week - nope not us - cleanest house on the block. 

We do NOT consider swimming bathing - totally unacceptable. 

There is also no WAY in my desperation with our Daddy out of town last week that I drove through and bought the kids McDonalds for dinner last week - NO WAY did I do that especially after all my "oh we don't eat fast food - trying to eat organic whole foods" talk lately. How full of a cuss word I am not comfortable typing out would I be if I did that? 

I have NOT discovered this.....


is NOT scared.

I did not find this

at all funny. 

I am NOT working on this post instead of my kitchen - nope NOT ME! 



T said...

right... and I am NOT laughing right now because you're so hilarious...

enjoy your nutella - I think it's considered a health food right?

The Novelista Barista said...

hahahah love it....
that last picture is CLASSIC!

Stereos and Souffles said...

I love nutella! And the scale comic.

Liz said...

Yummy nutella. We love peanut butter and nutella sandwiches. I say its health when pb is on it.

Kristen said...

I have never counted swim time as a bath. Isn't Nutella so NOT amazing. I don't like it in a crepe with sliced bananas. So NOT Yummy!

Tiffany said...

I did NOT swoon slightly when I saw your naughty nutella.

Nutella on toasted english muffins... Nutella on sliced apples... Nutella on strawberries... Nutella in my coffee... Oh baby! MMM!