Thursday, May 6, 2010

Why Playing in the Toilet is Awesome

Here is a repost from back when I had about two followers and they were my non local BFF and my Mom :) Thought some of my new friends would like it.


Written by the Little Buddy who is now 3 (almost 4) and referred to on the blog as the Little Buddy. Back then he had just turned two and I called him the B Squared on the blog - short for Baby Boy.

Why Playing in the Toilet is Awesome

By the B Squared (Baby Boy)

Age 2

Well - first off - the toilet itself is AWESOME

A. it's forbidden


B. it has working parts and gadgets like this great flusher and a lid that if you use all of your super human toddler strength you can maybe get off


C. it is filled with water!!!!! I mean - really how great can one thing be?

THEN you get caught playing in it and three awesome things happen...

1. Your Mom makes this great gasping choking sound of horror.

Don't be afraid first timers- it might be a little scary at first but it is so funny to see her thrown so far off her game - the reaction itself is well worth the crime.

2. Then while she is freaking out going to find something called disinfectant and something else called a plunger - you get to stand at a stool at the sink and play with - wait for it - more water! Only this stuff is warm and soapy - so great.

3. Finally you get stripped out of your clothes (something about germs and poop and stomach virus's - I am not sure) and you get to run around having some nekky time because by now your sisters have dismantled Mommy's sewing machine and she has run out of time to finish dealing with you.

All in all - an experience I highly recommend.

Yours Truly

The B Squared

7 comments:

Foursons said...

Hahaha- glad you recycled this. So funny and so true!

Shell said...

That is hilarious! I swore my middle son was trying to get an Olympic medal in toilet diving.

He finally grew out of it and now it's the baby's turn.

Lisa said...

HAHA! This is funny. I was lucky my girls didn't find the toilet so fascinating.

Robyn's Gift said...

Adriane once tried to potty train the cat. Now that was a day to remember.

purseblogger said...

LOL! Hilarious!

Amanda said...

Bahahahaha. My friend (The Wifey's) baby is starting to do that now. Ick! She sent me this way! I took your button! New blogger and new follower! :) Stop on by at mine.

Megan said...

Holly....

How TRUE & Amazing.

Makes me want to go play in it myslef!

Happy Mother's Day my friend!