Not Me Monday

Ahhhh I love Not Me Mondays and have some good ones this week :) 

This week I was NOT asked why Daddy and I were "sleeping" on the same side of the bed. 
I did NOT respond that we were cuddling.......(sorry Mom for the Too Much Information if you are reading) 
I did NOT just look back at my calendar for the week to come up with some more Not Me's. 
Strep throat did not come to visit my house this week. 
A stomach bug did not come to visit my house this week. 
A terrible toddler head cold did not visit my house this week. 
I do not HATE cold and flu season. 
I am not becoming a complete and total germaphobe. What am I talking about becoming - I am not a complete and total germaphobe. 
I am NOT so excited that I already have dinner in the crock pot and therefore I am NOT sitting here working on my Not Me's while the kids are watching Hi 5. 
I am NOT down 11 pounds since the first of the year using my new lifestyle change. 
This does NOT make me very excited. I also have NO desire to go drink a coke or eat something with cheese on it (part of the lifestyle change that is working so well). 
There is not a Pug named Penelope dragging a soccer goal across my backyard literally as I type. 
We did NOT have to take the mattress off of our bed and do a major under the bed cleaning because of said Pug. 
I did not find three lost shoes that were very happy to find their mates in my closet. 
I certainly did not find two granola bars, 4 Little People, a small soccer ball, three socks, and an empty can of Organic tomatoes under this same bed.
That is NOT a bad Pug.