I am NOT in any way stressed out by the 3 million things that I have to do.
I refuse to be discouraged by the fact that everywhere I go I sell ponytail holders but I have yet to sell one over the internet.
I did NOT give a woman at church a very un church like downright dirty look as she stood pulling her son out of the nursery (where my beautiful boy was also) and tell the story of how the baby was home with the stomach virus and everyone in the family had been sick now except for the child that was drooling all over the toys next to my son. I did not pick him up and literally jog away from the germs.
This leads me to my next Not Me
I am NOT a germaphobe
I also do not suffer from a mild case of Ranidaphobia
I am not at all curious if any of you know what I am afraid of.