Sooooo many this week - so many - here goes
This week.... I did not
ever let anyone eat cookies for breakfast
I also NEVER let the Little Buddy fall asleep at nap clutching a quarter that he refused to give up - I mean really - who would do that besides someone that is trying to make the 6:00 news?
No Way that we ever skipped any naps
I for sure DID not drink two margaritas and then throw up violently - that would be A. stupid and B. a little embarrassing!
There is no way that I ever shouted at my adorable children telling them that I was going to pack up all the toys and take them to children that need them and would actually be grateful for them.
I never once thought cuss words in my head while trying to open the packaging on a toy.
I was never once standing next to a family member that was a close talker......
I am not completely close talker phobic.
I did not decide this week that my husband is the best ever and I am not sure why I deserve him. I would also NEVER tell him that - are you kidding? Straight to the big guys head that would go. :)
I did not SO push the importance of the Baby Jesus that the Little Buddy went straight to the chimney - pointed up and said, "Baby Jeshush Mommy?" Ooops - might have to clarify that one for next year.
I am not hiding toys as fast as I can find them so that a rainy day in March I can bust out a new toy. I am also not bagging up old toys as fast as I can to give them to the Goodwill without letting the children know what generous souls they are - why would I miss that teaching opportunity you ask - not because this is much quicker and easier - no there is no way that I would do that!