Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Once Upon a Time in a Cruel Cruel World

There was a wonderful and good little boy. He never did anything wrong and he never cried for silly reasons - ahem - hold on one second for the author of this story and the Mommy to get a hold of herself and keep typing. Anyway - he really is a good little boy and his only wish in life is the peacefully exist with long hair..........

really? Is that too much to ask?

He doesn't think so.

Unfortunately - he looks a little bit like a Q-tip when his hair gets too long so into every little life - a little hair cut must come.
The poor little man needs his Daddy to be closely involved in the process. Normally the Mommy is in no way involved in this process because Mommy does not always want to be the bad guy but this time - the Mommy went to photograph the entire thing. That is another sad part of a cruel cruel world (in the young Mans mind anyway) is the photo journalists who find it necessary to record every humiliation to show at things like graduation parties in the future.
Once again - the author of this post continues to digress but the recipient of this haircut was not at all happy.
He screamed -

MY EYES MY EYES
When the Hair Diddle Diddle woman - yes - to answer your next question - it does add to the cruel cruel world nature of the hair cut to have to go to a place called Hair Diddle Diddle to be tortured. Just typing the name out sort of makes me cringe........ anyway - whenever she got anywhere near him with the clippers he would shout

Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch
We just shrugged our shoulders and told him, "thems the breaks kid!"

In a Cruel Cruel World - really not sure how he manages!

3 comments:

Foursons said...

LOL- He looks like a Q-tip?!

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

That sounds exactly like my son. We have to keep his cut short, he a double crown & tons of cowlicks!

Wendyburd1 said...

Aw poor little guy!!