By the B Squared (Baby Boy)
Age 2
Well - first off - the toilet itself is AWESOME
A. it's forbidden
B. it has working parts and gadgets like this great flusher and a lid that if you use all of your super human toddler strength you can maybe get off
C. it is filled with water!!!!! I mean - really how great can one thing be?
THEN you get caught playing in it and three awesome things happen...
1. Your Mom makes this great gasping choking sound of horror. Don't be afraid first timers - it might be a little scary at first but it is so funny to see her thrown so far off her game - the reaction itself is well worth the crime.
2. Then while she is freaking out going to find something called disinfectant and something else called a plunger - you get to stand at a stool at the sink and play with - wait for it - more water! Only this stuff is warm and soapy - so great.
3. Finally you get stripped out of your clothes (something about germs and poop and stomach virus's - I am not sure) and you get to run around having some nekky time because by now your sisters have dismantled Mommy's sewing machine and she has run out of time to finish dealing with you.
All in all - an experience I highly recommend.
Yours Truly
The B Squared
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Why playing in the toilet is awesome
Posted by iheartbowheads.blogspot.com at 11:31 AM
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Oh man!!! Sounds like quite the little handful!
Thanks so much for stopping by my blog today :)
I can't wait to hit this stage of life...well not me personally...I hope I've outgrown wanting to play with toilets....anyway...loved this post...and thanks for the congrats...
Wow, I never thought the toilet was so much fun -- but now I see that it is!
Now THAT was a fun post to read! Made me giggle... : )
Thanks for stopping by my blog today from SITS!
I think he and Little L were thinking alike because she did the same thing yesterday.
Too funny :)
Oh, that's funny. For some reason, I got lucky that my son was never interested in playing in the toilet.
Holy Moley! How ever do you keep up? Very witty post. I know kids are wonderful, but I don't think I could cope with all that!
Kat
That's great! It totally puts my 10 month old playing in the toliet into perspective. Thanks for the laugh!
LOL!!!
The girls dismantling the sewing machine at the end really did it for me!! I have had my sewing machine messed with so many times it is only by the grace of God that it works!!
LOL! Hysterical!
I am lucky that my 3 year old has never shown much interest in the toilet! Now, if I can just get her to quit eating her boogers...
Happy SITS Day!
Hahaha to funny! Great post!!
now that is outrageously funny.
LOL!!! This is a great post. Do you think if I gave them cups and "toilet" toys the forbidden wonder would be gone?
hahaha too true! Love it
Oh, that's hilarious. Life with toddlers - how I don't miss it. LOL
What is it about little boys and the potty? When Monkey was 3 he actually DRANK toilet water. Like got a cup and scooped himself some. Of course it was blue and "looked like juicey" so it was all my fault...
Poison control got a big kick out of me when I asked if I should scrape his tongue.
OMG, thanks for the early morning laugh!
Enjoy your SITS day!
awwww, the little boy mischief, soo cute:)
Oh the fun of having boys. I would have freaked out too!
Lol! Love it from the boy's perspective! I never looked at it that way!
I feel the need to grab some hand sanitizer!
This has yet to happen in our family, but I'm waiting. It's inevitable!
My two year old is all about the toliet.
I have to keep the bathroom door closed at all times.
Very funny.
Too funny! I know if things get too quiet my little one can probably be found stuffing paper in the toilet... And then having to play with the warm soapy water is such a punishment! Great post!
Does your little man know MY little man?
Your life sounds like mine. Have to go, now. My nine-year-old is climbing over me to get to the two-year-old hiding behind my chair...
Happy sits! :) Great blog!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Man...the stories we can tell! Why do most of them revolve around the yicky toilet????
LOL!
Happy SITS day!
Another great post! I love your perspective. He sounds like a real cutie. A Mom's job is never done, right?!
Oh boy! Two year old boys are so much fun!
For some reason, the mountain of toys is never enough. The toilet (and every other nasty thing in the house) is so much more fun. Yuck.
I went through those stages with my boys and I'm so glad they are behind me. My kids were more likely to rip off their diaper (when they were about 1) and play in the poopie...I think I made the same sound and went through the same routine! happy sits!
Too funny.. And true..
Have a great SITS day..
Hehe...so, so true. ;)
Oh fun!!
Very cute! My 2 year old whole-heartedly agrees!
ROTF! Totally adorable post! And sadly, so true.
That was hilarious! I lucked out...the Princess Nagger didn't have a penchant for playing in the toilets...although she did enjoy emptying an entire roll of toilet paper in it and flushing it until it overflowed...good times. ;)
Happy SITS Day! :)
Soooo sooooo funny! So funny! I can't stop laughing.
Happy SITS day to you! Thanks for the good laugh. Glad I've yet to experience this - got all girls - maybe that's why, I don't know! Either way - very true on the toddler front! :)
LOL sounds like a super awesome day for mommy too. Love your funny perspective! Happy SITS day!! :D
Oh that's great. I used to unroll all of the toilet paper just because I thought it was fun.
Don't tell me that my little hooligan, Hurricane Luka, has somehow managed to make it over to your house to give lessons.
what a great perspective. I laughed out loud!!!
How I remember those days, mainly wondering what it was they flushed down the toilet.
HILARIOUS! Cute post!
Love,
Taryn
hilarious, congrats on your sits day... Loved that post--- I remember good times, with my girls when they were little...dragging them away from the toilet... Now if only I could break the dogs of the same habit
Happy SITS day! This post is hilarious! I have 3 under age 6, and I am always running around fixing one thing before something else gets destroyed!
Oh so funny!
Haha! This is just too cute! love it! Hope you enjoy your SITS day! :)
oh this is hilarious! If that's they way they really think, I guess we need to rethink this whole punishment thing for children. hehe! too funny!
My friend's son gets his own "drinks" out of the toilet. He thinks he is doing such a great thing!
I have a funny story about your sign off name B squared :) I will e-mail it to you!!!
You have such a great point!
LOL! That is too funny. Congrats on being the SITS gal of the day :)
Nekky time is awesome:) Too funny!
Hey were you at my house this weekend?!! LOL! Congrats on your sits day!
Ah yes....the wonderful toilet fishing game.
I think this is a story that most any mommy of a little boy can relate to---I LOVE your blog!
Oh man! That's great!
Awesome.
My two girls never played in the toilet, though. Now that I think about it... I don't know why they never did, LOL! They both love playing in water!
Perfect! I'm sure these exact thoughts have been in my little man's head before too!
Great writing B Squared! Especially for someone so young! ;)
I'm a mom to two young sons (2 and 4) and you can bet I'm not letting them read this post.
Thanks for the laugh though!
this is sooo funny!!!! I am gonna share your blog with my DD and DDIL who are new mommies!!! I love it from the Bowhead's perspective!
So funny! I feel like this is in my immediate future! :) I'm in for a world of pain!!
Happy SITS day!
Love that! So funny and so true. Great posting!
this experience is all too familiar!
LOL! You hit the nail on the head with this one!
Oh My Gosh! That is so funny and I'm sure it's exactly what the little one is thinking too! ;)
I went through the same thing, only with 2 year old twins. What a mess!! But, it's funny to look back on now, my girls are now 11.
Very Funny! I laughed hard reading this. I have a 13 month old son and I just created a post on my blog about the same thing going on in my home a couple of days ago.
I felt like I was right there with ya sista!
Okay...it's official...I'm totally becoming a follower because your posts are so fun to read! Thanks for blogging! And again, happy SITS day to you!
*LOL* okay I've been there and so done that. *L*
Great post.
That's too funny!
2 year old are SO fun!!
Stopping by from SITS. How could I not check out a post with this title? Hysterical!
Your son and my daughter must be penpals. She does this all the time! Her baby brother has started to notice the potty too. *Sigh*
This cracked me up. It reminded me so much of my son.
Ahh the toilet. My three year old probably would whole heartedly agree with this posting but she is, at the moment, too busy spilling cereal all over the kitchen floor. :)
almost made me think about having some fun of my own with the toilet today :)
Happy SITS day!
I have been fortunate that nothing has happened to my toilet:)
Ha ha so funny. I don't have any little boys but I do have a little puppy that always wants to ge tinto the toilet.
fun, fun! Who needs toys?
I suppose it's important to look at it from their point of view every once and a while!
My boys both got this memo!
Oh the joys of parenthood...
Happy SITS Day!
I surely do miss the days when my kids played in the toilet!
I got 3 little toilet players and now I now why its so great. Thanks!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!! that is so so so true!
ah arent kids wonderful!
Ok, I'm at this stage now... my one year old loves to watch his elder bro pee and then starts with the plunger.. and things get too icky after that!!
Sounds like my boys! Except there are toys and cellphones involved.
oh yes, I found a rubber duckie in my toilet today, so I am very familar with this.
Congrats on you SITS day!!
heelarious!
Children are wonderful!!!!! Stopping in from SITS, you have a great sense of humor!
LOL Great story. I can so relate too!
This is so funny--even though I'm sure it was only funny to the toddler at the time!
Oh my that is pretty yucky.
what a cute and funny post!
Boy fun. You gotta love boy fun!
Cute post.
I almost want to go play in the toilet now, except... EW.
Cute. My son only did that once. Oh, and the choking sound is right on.
I can so relate! 3 year old little boys still do it.
LOL, SO funny and so true!! It's got to be SO tempting :)
This is GREAT!! So funny, so true, so very much like my life!
hahahaaha so true! My girls never tried to play in the toilet but the little boy I babysat did. too funny :)
:)
I can remember days lke that with two boys. Found you at SITS.
Awww, what an adorable post! Really enjoyed reading it. Made me smile. :)
Yeah...I'm still not quite sold on the idea!
When I saw the title, I expected it to be about your dog playing in the toilet. Cute post! But ugh!
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Hilarious and utterly true.
visiting from sits. hilarious.
That sounds like my life. My son loves to play in the potty. And with the plunger and any thing water related he can find. We use a lot of purell in our house. :)
Oh no, I must never let my 18 month old read this or it will be all toilet all the time.
Oh yes! I can relate, to all of that!
Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS day! LOL I love the nekky time the best, don't you? LOL
I'm sure this is exactly why my 2 year old loves the toilet too! LOL
That is so funny, you really made me laugh.
There are two sides to EVERY story.
Obviously.
Sooo true, why do they like to make us crazy?:-) I loved your posts, hope you had a wonderful SITS day!
This is cracking me up! I have to admit - as gross as it can be - I love how adventurous kids are! Their minds see things so differently than ours do!
This mom of two boys is cracking up. :)
Yep, gotta love the toilet.
I sincerely hope my BB never discovers the joys of the potty! Well, you know, to play in. I really hope he learns to use it some day!
Again, Congrats on being the FB!
You are just to funny! My grandson (17 months old) loves the toilet! Oh, how fun it is to play with!!!
Oh yikes! I don't envy you that one. Shhh the wee ones don't know that playing in the toilet was ever an option. And I'm trying to keep it that way ;)
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