Not Me Monday!

I am a big fan of Not Me Monday~ unfortunately - this week - I feel like there are so many that am in overload and don't know where to start!

Let's See - this week I did not......

Wake up on Monday morning THRILLED to send the BBG off to school and know that the SMC had dance where the B squared could play to his hearts content while I talked to the other Moms all because I was excited that I had a morning full of activities and I barely had to speak to the children - Not Me!

Actually shout at any Man, Dog, or Child that came into the kitchen while I was trying to clean and cook last night - GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

I never sent anyone anywhere without shoes and socks on.

I never ever ever ever in a million years would read 5 minutes with the BBG and then say it had been 20 and write down 20 on her reading chart - are you kidding me? What kind of a mother would I be?

I never once felt like squeezing naughty little hands while I gently re-directed them to more constructive play.

As always - I drank no soda and only ate low calorie, organic snacks and meals.

I was never hugged by a pediatrician or a doctor's office staff member - that would mean they know me way too well and I am in there WAY too much.

I did not bleach a soccer sock.

I did not burn cookies.

I never said uh huh uh huh uh huh to a little person telling me something very important while really thinking about something else.

and I NEVER EVER EVER

sat around and read blogs on my computer while my children watched a show - nope NOT ME!

:)