Not Me Monday

I am NOT lamenting the disrepair of the DVD player in my minivan. I am NOT dependant on that thing. We do NOT call my van the Roach Coach. On that subject - I have NOT been known to put my crockpot in it's entirety in the back of my van to spoon up bowlfuls of food to the children out of the back of my car. I was NOT wildly excited when I found a Crock Pot carrier. There is no way that I let out a small squeal in Kohls when I saw it. That would be a little sad. Right? I did NOT drive through McDonalds as a treat for the children one day this week after soccer camp. They were NOT so excited that they were chanting, "Mommy is the greatest! Mommy is the greatest!" ........as we went through the drive through. I do NOT have to cut this post short because there is no way that my children are having a knock down drag out fight as I slowly finish typing before I go check and make sure that someone is NOT bleeding. Nope NOT ME!