We did NOT have an awesome weekend and we NEVER missed a bedtime!
We did NOT go play cards at a friends house and there is no WAY that I would have let the kids stay up until 10:00 watching Scooby Doo on their couch while we played on.
I did NOT go to 3 spin classes, a spinyasa class, a fitness yoga class, and a master swim class last week.
I am NOT really really sore.
We NEVER missed any baths around here this week - nope not us - cleanest house on the block.
We do NOT consider swimming bathing - totally unacceptable.
There is also no WAY in my desperation with our Daddy out of town last week that I drove through and bought the kids McDonalds for dinner last week - NO WAY did I do that especially after all my "oh we don't eat fast food - trying to eat organic whole foods" talk lately. How full of a cuss word I am not comfortable typing out would I be if I did that?
I have NOT discovered this.....
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I am NOT working on this post instead of my kitchen - nope NOT ME!
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6 comments:
right... and I am NOT laughing right now because you're so hilarious...
enjoy your nutella - I think it's considered a health food right?
hahahah love it....
that last picture is CLASSIC!
I love nutella! And the scale comic.
Yummy nutella. We love peanut butter and nutella sandwiches. I say its health when pb is on it.
I have never counted swim time as a bath. Isn't Nutella so NOT amazing. I don't like it in a crepe with sliced bananas. So NOT Yummy!
I did NOT swoon slightly when I saw your naughty nutella.
Nutella on toasted english muffins... Nutella on sliced apples... Nutella on strawberries... Nutella in my coffee... Oh baby! MMM!
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